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  • J.K. Rowling Uses Magic to Turn Transvestites Into Serial Killers

    by Asi Hart ...
    J.K. Rowling checks her e-mail while drunk, and finds it full of hate mail because of her strange idea that women are actually women.She decides to take revenge on the people who sent her all the hate-mail, and for this purpose she used magic to turn transvestites into serial killers.Of course, things don't quite go so smoothly... ... Read more

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  • Cat-Girls Have Four Ears

    by Asi Hart ...
    The war of all against all ensues, unnoticed.The investigation into the death of a genetically engineered cat-girl leads detectives Burroughs and Roussel into the strange world of the super-rich. Those rich enough to breed their own cat-girls as party favors are also rich enough to be above the law. They even have their own private inter-personal wars going. Burroughs and Roussel find themselves ... Read more

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  • Starvation Diet

    by Asi Hart ...
    A man finds himself trapped on board a giant spaceship, on it's way to some distant planet. The ship is carrying in it 7 billion people.He is informed by the ship's AI that he is in charge, but there is one challenge he must overcome:The trip will last for 1000 days, but there is only food to last for 500 days. ... Read more

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  • In the Realm of Carnal Horror

    Happy Kitten

    by Asi Hart ...
    Series series Happy Kitten
    It is the beginning of the 22. century, and Western Civilization has long since gotten over the devastation of WW3.Peter, a University student, inherits great wealth by his father, despite him still being alive. He is in hiding, never expected to emerge again.The inheritance has been kept by his father's friends, and they invite him to have a party with them in Canada before they give it to him.He ... Read more

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  • Carnage Desires

    Happy Kitten

    by Asi Hart ...
    Series series Happy Kitten
    Henry Williams has a few problems.His friends/co-cult-members want him to get rid of his genetically engineered girlfriend, as she has become a very successful serial killer. For some reason that annoys them.His son has also been getting a wee bit violent at school. The police are involved.All of this is of course his own fault. ... Read more

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  • The Next Challenge

    by Asi Hart ...
    A man finds himself in a strange new place. Being pretty sure that he is dead, he is informed that this is so, and the afterlife is a bit different than anticipated. He finds himself pitted against everybody else, in a strange, very long lasting competition. ... Read more

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  • The Different Agenda

    by Asi Hart ...
    Jonas thinks he's a pretty ordinary guy. Sure, he may have destroyed a mall once, using an army of robots, but who hasn't?Yet, suddenly everybody in the world seems to want to catch him, for reasons unknown to him, and are willing to go to great lengths do do so. ... Read more

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  • The Ultimate Killing Game

    by Asi Hart ...
    It is the early years of the 22. century, and things have changed slightly.But only slightly.A human farm overseer decides to spice up his life with a little game of his own invention. As he develops his game on the fly, a number of unconnected factions get involved, all of them involuntarily.The police, the FBI, the criminal underworld, a murderous cannibal cult. All get to participate in the ... Read more

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  • Death from a Shell

    by Asi Hart ...
    A girl is trapped as her whole town is under quarantine due to a mysterious deadly illness.While rifling through some old files, becasue she has little better to do, she stumbles on a mystery, which she brings to the attention of her doctor friend.Meanwhile she rehearses old italian pop songs with hre friend,s who are a lot more interested in Linkin Park. ... Read more

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  • Under a Freezing Moon

    by Asi Hart ...
    A workaholic security guard finds himself having to stave off a zombie apocalypse while trying to stay awake after accidentally discovering a strange government plot to re-animate the recently dead.Will he survive the night? ... Read more

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  • Surf Lenin

    by Asi Hart ...
    A trio of disillusioned dilettantes decide to steal the body of Lenin in order to sell it to wealthy necrophiles.They engage in a globe-trotting adventure, with chases, terrorism and fine dining. ... Read more

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  • The Quest for Stephen King's Shorts

    by Asi Hart ...
    A couple of alcoholics decide to steal Stephen King's shorts. Legend has it that Stephen King's shorts have the power to make you fly. Other's say they have the power to keep one's nether regions slightly warmer. ... Read more

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