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  • Who Said You Could Read My Book?

    by Chris Holmes, Asa Holmes ...
    This book has everything: Ghosts, goldfish, pirates, a cat with criminal tendencies, UFOs, a burglar, an awful lot of stuff about avoiding death and the police, bats, badgers... and it’s all very, very silly. What more could you ask for in a book? But... who said YOU could read it? Eh? Hm? ... Read more

    $3.68 USD

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  • 49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom

    by James Warwood ...
    Series Book 1 - The Excuse Encyclopedia
    "This book made me and my kids cry with laughter. Our favourite one was Excuse 32." ★★★★★*"This book has a quirky sense of humour that will no doubt appeal to fans of Wimpy Kid, Barry Loser and David Walliams. There are 49 interesting excuses including illustrations that range from slightly silly to completely outrageous. Even though I am an adult, I did smile a few times while reading this!"*★★★★ ... Read more

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  • Tales From the Farm by the Yorkshire Shepherdess

    by Amanda Owen ...
    For everyone who loves watching Amanda Owen and her family on Our Farm Next Door: Amanda, Clive & The Kids and Our Yorkshire Farm, or enjoys reading her bestselling books, comes this delightful and uplifting collection of her monthly Dalesman columns.In Tales From the Farm by the Yorkshire Shepherdess Amanda takes readers on an evocative journey to Ravenseat, where she lives with husband Clive and ... Read more

    $13.59 USD

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  • Lolly Scramble

    by Tony Martin ...
    Comedian Tony Martin has strip-mined his often unremarkable life to tell sixteen small tales fraught with laughter and detail. Choosing to ignore his many dubious achievements in the world of Australian show business (Martin/Molloy, The Late Show, a short-lived but torrid affair with Sharon on Kath & Kim), New Zealand-born Martin instead recalls dozens of tiny life-changing moments that, frankly, ... Read more

    $11.59 USD

  • Les Dawson's Joke Book

    by Les Dawson ...
    The first-ever joke book from one of the UK's best-loved comedians, Les Dawson's Joke Book is a must for any fan of this perennially popular comedian. Collecting together the highlights of his 26-year career across radio and television, from his early days on Opportunity Knocks to Cissie and Ada. A lover of language, Les was a secret poet and was fond of high culture, often undercutting his own ... Read more

    $7.19 USD

  • Twisted Fairy Tales 2: The Three Little Pigs

    by Jason Tipple ...
    What if fairy tales were turned on their head? Book 2 of the successful and ever growing Twisted Fairy Tale Series.A unique spin on traditional fairy tales that children from 2 - 10 will love. Adults will enjoy the humour too!The Twisted Fairy Tales are a series of stories where everything is different and nothing is as it seems!Written with colourful characters, fairy tale cameos and surprises ... Read more

    $0.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • The Beautiful Indifference

    Stories

    by Sarah Hall ...
    Winner of the Portico PrizeWinner of the Edge Hill University Short Story PrizeShort-listed for the Frank O'Connor International Short Story Award“Every one of the seven tales here delights and disturbs in equal measure. The Beautiful Indifference illustrates that short fiction is indeed a finely wrought art form, and Hall is an artist of considerable and concise skill. Each story is a gem, but ... Read more

    $13.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • The (Not Quite) Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book

    Children's Edition

    by Tim Vine ...
    Comedian and TV star, Tim Vine, will have you laughing for hours with this new, abridged version of his hilarious joke book . . .*Velcro.What a rip off.Why do you never see an elephant on a bus?Because he's got a massive bum.So I went to the doctors. I said, 'I got hurt in a pillow fight.' He said, 'You've got concushion.'Believe it or not there are twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are ... Read more

    $13.99 USD

  • The Cat's Tale

    by Clare Graham ...
    The cat sat comfortably on the wall.Are you sitting comfortably?Then I will continue.As you know cats like to sit. Sometimes they like to sit and think, and sometimes they just like to sit. But on this occasion the cat was sitting and thinking,'What a lovely day'.But little did the cat know that it was all going to go horribly wrong. ... Read more

    $0.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Darling

    New & Selected Poems

    by Jackie Kay ...
    Humour, gender, sexuality, sensuality, identity, racism, cultural difference: when do any of these things ever come together to equal poetry? When Jackie Kay's part of the equation. Darling brings together into a vibrant new book many favourite poems from her four Bloodaxe collections, "The Adoption Papers", "Other Lovers", "Off Colour" and "Life Mask", as well as featuring new work, some ... Read more

    $8.99 USD

  • Learn Russian With Jokes - 100 Jokes In Easy Russian. Bilingual Text.

    by Jeremy Taylor ...
    Learn Russian With Jokes is a collection of 100 jokes in easy Russian and is a great way for you to improve your ability to speak, read, and understand that language. So how does it work?Jokes: On each page you have a joke in Russian. The jokes have been selected so that they are not too difficult and don't rely on puns.Vocabulary: If your Russian is not great, you can read the vocabulary in blue ... Read more

    $4.95 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Funny

    by Paul Griffin ...
    If you are a fan of classic dry English humour then you will probably like this offering from new Author Paul Griffin. It features a collection of short stories based on real life, real people events. Some of them hilarious, some bemusing and a few simply baffling. The book starts with a collection of miscellaneous tales. Then moves on to stories that evolved around Paul's time as a partner in a ... Read more

    $2.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus