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  • Now That's Funny!

    Jokes and Stories from the Man Who Keeps America Laughing

    by Andy Simmons ...
    Every year, Reader’s Digest readers send in tens of thousands of jokes and funny anecdotes, in their quest for a $100 check and, as an extra benefit, eternal glory: to have their joke published in the world’s best-read magazine. One man is stopping them from their quest. Andy Simmons.It takes a sense of humor. And Andy certainly has that. Not only is he the arbiter of all things funny in Reader’s ... Read more

    $10.99 USD

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  • Official Book Club Selection

    A Memoir According to Kathy Griffin

    by Kathy Griffin ...
    Official Book Club Selection is Kathy Griffin unplugged, uncensored, and unafraid to dish about what really happens on the road, away from the cameras, and at the star party after the show. (It's also her big chance to score that coveted book club endorsement she's always wanted. Are you there, Oprah? It's me, Kathy.)Kathy Griffin has won Emmys for her reality show Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D ... Read more

    $14.99 USD

  • Crazy Salad and Scribble Scribble

    Some Things About Women and Notes on Media

    by Nora Ephron ...
    From the bestselling author of I Feel Bad About My Neck: two classic collections of uproarious essays tackling everything from feminism to the media, from politics to beauty products, with her inimitable charm and distinctive wit.This edition brings together some of Ephron’s most famous writing on a generation of women (and men) who helped shape the way we live now, and on events ranging from the ... Read more

    $13.99 USD

  • In Real Life

    My Journey to a Pixelated World

    by Joey Graceffa ...
    A confessional, uplifting coming-of-age memoir from beloved YouTube personality, Joey Graceffa.It’s not where you begin that matters. It's where you end up.Twenty-three-year-old Joey Graceffa has captured the hearts of millions of teens and young adults through his playful, sweet, and inspirational YouTube presence (not to mention his sparkling eyes and perfect hair). Yet, Joey wasn’t always ... Read more

    Was $11.99 USD Now $1.99 USD

  • Pretty in Plaid

    A Life, A Witch, and a Wardrobe, or, the Wonder Years Before the Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smart-Ass Phase

    by Jen Lancaster ...
    Jen Lancaster's cultural inferiority complex had to come from somewhere...and now fans can find out where in this hilarious New York Times bestselling memoir from the author of Bitter is the New Black.Before she was bitter, before she was lazy, Jen Lancaster was a badge-hungry Junior Girl Scout with a knack for extortion, an aspiring sorority girl who didn't know her Coach from her Louis Vuitton, ... Read more

    $5.99 USD

  • Cool, Calm & Contentious

    Essays

    “This is so well written. [When a book like this] comes along, it’s, like, ‘Thank you!’ What a great way to spend an afternoon, an evening, reading these essays. . . . Absolutely great.”—Jon Stewart“[Merrill] Markoe is easily as funny as David Sedaris. She’s capable of manic riffs and acerbic skewering. Still, her good nature shines through.”—The Washington PostIn this hilarious collection of ... Read more

    $4.99 USD

  • Why Grizzly Bears Should Wear Underpants

    by Matthew Inman ...
    Series Book 4 - The Oatmeal
    Matthew Inman's first collection of The Oatmeal.com spent six weeks on the New York Times bestseller list and sold 200,000 copies. This pivotal and influential comic collection titled 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth introduced Samurai sword-wielding kittens and informed us on how to tell if a velociraptor is having pre-marital sex. Matthew's cat-themed collection How to Tell ... Read more

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  • We Learn Nothing

    Essays and Cartoons

    by Tim Kreider ...
    Series series A Smart and Funny Essay Collection
    **“Kreider locates the right simile and the pith of situations as he carefully catalogues humanity’s inventive and manifold ways of failing” (Publishers Weekly, starred review).In We Learn Nothing, satirical cartoonist Tim Kreider turns his funny, brutally honest eye to the dark truths of the human condition, asking big questions about human-sized problems: What if you survive a brush with death ... Read more

    $13.99 USD

  • I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression

    by Erma Bombeck ...
    A collection of mordantly hilarious and sharply-observed stories on motherhood from the bestselling author of Family—The Ties That Bind . . . And Gag!Erma Bombeck has learned a few things about children and family over the years—and in a way that is uniquely and wonderfully her own, she shares everything she knows with her readers. Whether it's cleaning up after the kids and him, or expendable ... Read more

    $7.99 USD

  • Daddy, Stop Talking!

    & Other Things My Kids Want But Won't Be Getting

    by Adam Carolla ...
    Last Will & Testament of Adam CarollaI, Adam Carolla, being of beaten-down mind, declare this to be my Last Will and Testament. I revoke all wills and addendums previously made by me. (You guys never did listen, anyway.)Article II appoint the rest of the world's unappreciated dads as Personal Representatives to administer this Will. I bequeath to them the right to crack a couple cold ones in the ... Read more

    $12.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus

    by Dave Barry ...
    Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist, bestselling author, and Wheel of Fortune contestant Dave Barry exposes the shattering truth. Whether he's splashing with the U.S. sychronized swim team ("Picture a bunch of elegant swans swimming with a flailing sea cow") or reliving the Pilgrims' first Thanksgiving ("We've decided to obliterate your culture, but first may we try the stuffing?"), Dave Barry ... Read more

    $11.99 USD

  • The Clothes Make the Girl (Look Fat)?

    Adventures and Agonies in Fashion

    The New York Times -bestselling author of Fat Girl Walking delivers a sartorial follow-up that once again deep dives into the world of the curvy woman.As body acceptance spokesmodel and blogger Brittany Gibbons knows, what we choose to wear is especially important, and especially emotional, for curvy women. This isn't only because curvy women feel underrepresented and underserv... ... Read more

    $12.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus