Skip to main content

Shopping Cart

You're getting the VIP treatment!

Item(s) unavailable for purchase
Please review your cart. You can remove the unavailable item(s) now or we'll automatically remove it at Checkout.
itemsitem
itemsitem

Recommended For You

Loading...
  • Threadbare Volume 1

    Stuff and Nonsense

    by Andrew Seiple ...
    Series Book 1 - Threadbare
    Meet Threadbare. He is twelve inches tall, full of fluff, and really, really bad at being a hero.Magically animated and discarded by his maker as a failed experiment, he is saved by a little girl. But she's got problems of her own, and he might not be able to help her.Fortunately for the little golem, he's quick to find allies, learn skills, gain levels, and survive horrible predicaments. Which is ... Read more

    $4.99 USD

  • Threadbare Volume 3

    The Right to Arm Bears

    by Andrew Seiple ...
    Series series Threadbare
    Threadbare has reunited with his little girl, even if it didn't go exactly like he'd hoped it would.But war still rages through the kingdom, and the fluffy heroes must stop the tyrant king and restore peace to their home. Celia, Threadbare, and the rest of their allies must join the final resistance, to fight for the fate of everyone within Cylvania.It's a daunting task. Fortunately, they're not ... Read more

    $4.99 USD

  • Threadbare Volume 2

    Sew You Want to be a Hero

    by Andrew Seiple ...
    Series Book 2 - Threadbare
    Threadbare has not had a very good time of it, recently. His little girl has been taken from him, and he must travel the kingdom, finding allies old and new, living and dead, to help him rescue Celia.Fortunately, he's got a voice now, and access to all those fun skills he couldn't use before. He may only be a very small teddy bear, but he's got the persistance to plow through dungeons of rascally ... Read more

    $4.99 USD

  • Audiobook

    Dragon Hack

    Blasphemy Online, Book 1

    by Andrew Seiple ...
    Narrated by Nick Podehl ...
    Series Audiobook 1 - Blasphemy Online

    Unabridged

    12 hours 49 min

    Richard Royal has a hard life.He lives in a corrupt, church-controlled dystopia, his family is soon broken, and the only joy to be had comes from the escapism of his full-immersion gaming.Introduced to a new and very illegal game, he finds himself in the body of a dragon, on a quest to find a dark and evil power to serve. But the game is more than it seems, and the dragon is more than a beast. ... Read more

    $25.00 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    Stuff and Nonsense

    Threadbare, Book 1

    by Andrew Seiple ...
    Narrated by Tim Gerard Reynolds ...
    Series Audiobook 1 - Threadbare

    Unabridged

    10 hours 40 min

    Nominated, 2019 Audie Awards - Best Male NarratorMeet Threadbare. He is 12 inches tall, full of fluff, and really, really bad at being a hero.Magically animated and discarded by his maker as a failed experiment, he is saved by a little girl. But she's got problems of her own, and he might not be able to help her.Fortunately for the little golem, he's quick to find allies, learn skills, gain levels ... Read more

    $25.00 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    Bunker Core

    Core Control, Book 1

    by Andrew Seiple ...
    Narrated by Mark Boyett ...
    Series Audiobook 1 - Core Control

    Unabridged

    9 hours 4 min

    Wynne might have been human once. It's hard to say.Now he's a bunker core, a nanomachine controller responsible for an entire complex.Of course, the place is a bit wrecked. And the world outside is in ruins. And he's pretty sure that whoever put him here is going to come looking for him at some point. And then there's the raiders....Bunker Core is dungeon core, post-apocalyptic style. Come for the ... Read more

    $25.00 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    Dire: Fate

    The Dire Saga, Book 0.5

    by Andrew Seiple ...
    Narrated by Amy McFadden ...
    Series Audiobook 0.5 - The Dire Saga

    Unabridged

    48 min

    All Doctor Dire wants to do is save the world. But those pesky heroes keep getting in the way, and it's all she can do to give them a good fight without killing them. Supervillainy is such an underappreciated job, these days... ... Read more

    $1.43 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    Big Trouble

    Small Medium, Book 1

    by Andrew Seiple ...
    Narrated by Tim Gerard Reynolds ...
    Series Audiobook 1 - Small Medium

    Unabridged

    11 hours 23 min

    Chase Berrymore dreams of adventure, excitement, and getting the heck out of her pastoral halven village.But when adventure finds her, she'll be scrambling to save her family and friends from a necromancer's wrath. Outmatched in almost every way, she'll have to use her wits, charisma, and a bit of divine favor to figure out the path to victory.Even worse, she'll have to figure out ways to deal ... Read more

    $25.00 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    Dire: Born

    The Dire Saga, Book 1

    by Andrew Seiple ...
    Narrated by Amy McFadden ...
    Series Audiobook 1 - The Dire Saga

    Unabridged

    13 hours 15 min

    No memory, no resources, no secret lair, and no time to find her feet: this is the story of a self-made villain, and her fall into strife.Fleeing from unknown enemies and an early death, she emerges into a city gone dark in the aftermath of a complete systems failure. Hounded by heroes, menaced by gangs, and helped by the most unlikely of allies, she claws her way up from weakness to strength and ... Read more

    $25.00 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    Sew You Want to Be a Hero

    Threadbare, Book 2

    by Andrew Seiple ...
    Narrated by Tim Gerard Reynolds ...
    Series Audiobook 2 - Threadbare

    Unabridged

    13 hours 50 min

    Threadbare has not had a very good time of it recently. His little girl has been taken from him, and he must travel the kingdom, finding allies old and new, living and dead, to help him rescue Celia.Fortunately, he's got a voice now and access to all those fun skills he couldn't before use. He may only be a very small teddy bear, but he's got the persistence to plow through dungeons of rascally ... Read more

    $25.00 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    Dire: Seed

    The Dire Saga, Book 2

    by Andrew Seiple ...
    Narrated by Amy McFadden ...
    Series Audiobook 2 - The Dire Saga

    Unabridged

    12 hours 29 min

    Doctor Dire, now a full-fledged supervillain, returns to Icon City with two goals: Find her friends, and obtain enough money to afford the next part of her sinister master plan.Only thing is not everyone she cares about is so easily located, and she must contend with gangsters, shadowy intrigues from dubious employers, and rival supervillains. Oh, and heroes, too. Can't forget them, they're ... Read more

    $25.00 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    Occult Place To Die

    Blasphemy Online, Book 2

    by Andrew Seiple ...
    Narrated by Eric Michael Summerer ...
    Series Audiobook 2 - Blasphemy Online

    Unabridged

    12 hours 53 min

    Too many secrets, too many foes....Richard Royal has escaped death, but it came at a price: a favor to one of the masters of his dystopian theocracy. Three years later, the favor has come due, and he must return to Generica Online.Once more, he must become a dragon. But even with such power at his command, his troubles are Legion. Surrounded by foes and questionable allies, and stuck defending a ... Read more

    $25.00 USD or Free with Kobo Plus